「国外网友热议」至少还有一个打得过的队
直播吧8月30日讯 “几家欢喜几家愁”，每次抽签都会被拿出来说无数次。同样，每次抽签都有“幸运儿”也有“死亡之组”，抽签或许是绿茵场带给我们的另类刺激，尘埃落定之后，来一起看看国外网友们的吐槽：
——@ClBoete
On compte sur vous les gars ne nous décevez pas !!! (Par contre faut absolument acheter Navas et garder Ney)
不要让信任你们的球迷们失望！！！（利弊权衡，买下纳瓦斯留住内马尔）
@DevPerB
Faut battre le Réal et montrer qu'on est un grand club à tout le monde. Allez les gars, on mouille le maillot et on ne s'échappe pas.
必须要击败皇马来向所有人证明我们是一家大俱乐部。加油伙计们，让汗水浸湿我们的球衣，不要逃避。
——@mehmetcantosu
kötü bir haberim var erden Drogba yok
坏消息，这次没有德罗巴
@fureretar
There are only 9 teams who participating in CL more times than Gala. Also one of the 8 stars that in CL logo represents the Galatasaray
只有9支球队参加欧冠次数多过加拉塔萨雷，欧冠标志中有一星代表着加拉塔萨雷
@AndresMol99
Cuando venga mbappe al bernabéu hay que aclamarlo, que sepa que lo queremos en Madrid.
当姆巴佩来到伯纳乌的时候，必须要赞美他，让他知道我们想要他来到马德里
@StefanRM93
primer partido contra psg en paris , sin mbappe y cavani. grandes noticias
好消息，第一场对没有姆巴佩和卡瓦尼的大巴黎
——@DennisZube
Tottenham ist ein guter / starker Härtetest für die KO-Runden.
热刺是淘汰赛前最好的耐力测试
@Felipe_Booth
Komm schon, wir sind die Besten in Deutschland, lass uns den Titel gewinnen
来吧，我们是德国最佳，为夺冠而来
@ftblaxelV2（热刺）
First time we dont have the hardest group
头一次不在死亡之组
@Lilywhite_Rose
Double header with Red Star the Key. 6 points a must.
必须在红星身上全取6分
——@FcbEvan
Better love story than twilight
比暮光之城更棒的爱情故事（曼城vs顿涅茨克）
@NatureB01739259
18 points or failure.
没18分就算失败
——@PaoloPolimeno11
Hi again Atletico
嗨，又见马竞
@neurwen
Di nuovo l'Altletico e poi bisogna andare a giocare a Mosca, campo di merda in inverno. Comunque #ForzaJuve
再一次对上马竞然后又要应付莫斯科的冬天，无论如何#尤文万岁
@Grezikg
Joao Felix VS CR7
菲利克斯对C罗
@vivelav14866684（马竞）
Pues a mi no me parece mal grupo. Podría ser peor. Un poco de optimismo, por favor.
好吧，我不觉得这分组很糟，毕竟还有更坏的可能，请稍微乐观一些
——@DanLewis1999（利物浦）
announce the 7th now
现在宣布第七冠吧
@Robin_Sandman
Mane and Keita against their former club...
马内和凯塔要迎战旧主了......
——@IrinaMaylander
As a Barça fan born in Dortmund, I have doubts whether to support Valverde or my hometown team
作为一名在多特蒙德出生的巴萨球迷，我到底是该支持巴尔韦德还是支持我的家乡球队
@senoblaze（巴萨）
with Ernesto Valverde, they will beat us
和巴尔韦德一起，他们将击败我们
@SireJooz
Dortmond can't stop us from qualifying for round 16, but Valverde can stop us from wining the UCL.. So
多特可能无法阻止我们出线，但是巴尔韦德可以阻止我们夺冠
@iisra7u7r
Damn @paco93alcacer haha are you ready to go back?
该死，@帕科哈哈，你准备好重返诺坎普了吗？
@CedricSchuhler（多特）
Mit zb Brügge statt Inter wäre ich komplett zufrieden gewesen.
如果是布鲁日不是国米，我会完全满意
@Psicdastrapaz
Niente è impossibile. Sono avversari tosti, ma noi siamo l'FC Internazionale!
没有什么是不可能的，对手虽然强硬，但我们是国际米兰！
@STEx86
Squadra forte ma ampiamente alla nostra portata, a giocarsi il secondo posto. Insomma, vediamo se quest'anno siamo davvero cresciuti...
强大的球队，但正常发挥水平，我们应该可以占据小组次席。简而言之，让我们看看球队今年是否真的成长了.....
——@Bericx_（切尔西）
The last time we drew Valencia in the group stage was in 2012
上次我们遇到瓦伦西亚是2012年
@roadman_sam
Big Brain
有想法
@egggggggsssssss
Thank god we avoided Arsenal
感谢上帝我们避开了阿森纳（？？？）
@NkrumahGyimifor
At least one team we can beat .. thank you french farmers!!
至少还有一个我们打得过的球队...感谢法国老铁
@Jellosh
Ajax will have a Monaco season
阿贾克斯会度过一个“摩纳哥”赛季
@JeanYamb
Ajax can you reproduce what you did last season or even better win it this time ?
阿贾克斯能重现上赛季的比赛吗？或者更好？
@dujematosic77
Its time to appreciate other players not just Messi and ronaldo(attackers)
是时候欣赏其他球员，而不仅仅是梅西和C罗（锋线球员）
@AidenLfc0960
Let’s be honest VVD deserves it
老实说，范迪克配得上这奖项
@levanbenjamin14
Mane was more vital for Liverpool than Van Dijk. Just sayin
对利物浦而言，马内比范迪克更重要。就随便这么一说
@IamMulderXFiles
Echo de menos a Cristiano Ronaldo en @LaLiga y vosotros también. Mbappé nunca será Cristiano y Neymar nunca será Messi.
我们都怀念C罗，@西甲官推，你也一样。姆巴佩永远不会成为C罗，内马尔也不会变成梅西
范迪克让梅罗第二年无缘欧足联年度最佳球员。随着抽签结果的产生，今年的竞争也吹响了开场哨。究竟是梅罗再度爆发夺回荣誉，还是江山代有才人出。我们拭目以待。
（王山而）
【美帝键盘侠】库里季后赛首轮不复出 美网友疯狂YY
[Slater] Steve Kerr on Steph Curry: "There's no way he's playing in the first round."
Slater：史蒂夫-科尔：斯蒂芬-库里不可能打季后赛第一轮的比赛。
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[–]RaptorsBismackMyBiyombo 2609 指標 1 天前
Spurs Warriors first round
猛龙球迷：跪求马刺对阵勇士的第一轮。
[–][SAS] Manu GinobiliPrimid47 705 指標 1 天前
Kawhi was playing 6D Monopoly all along
马刺球迷：科怀将统治战场！
[–]IFuckedAyeshaCurry 1524 指標 1 天前
Kawhi pls
ID很亮的网友：跪求莱昂纳德复出！
[–]LakersiStanley 244 指標 1 天前
5 seconds before jumpball
The arena goes dark. . A spotlight shines on the Spurs tunnel. It's Kawhi. The Spurs go crazy. He walks onto the court. Takes off his warm ups. Then the refs gives him a technical and tells Kawhi to get off the court
距离跳球还有5秒！
整个球场归于寂静，终结者主题的音乐开始响起，整个马刺球馆都趋于沸腾，那个男人回归了球馆，他开始脱掉了自己的训练服露出了球衣，然后裁判给了他一个技术犯规然后让他离开球场。
[–]Bulls Tankwagonultralightdick 740 指標 1 天前
Would be poetic justice
要是马刺赢了可真是因果报应啊！
[–][TOR] Cory JosephJE_12 488 指標 1 天前
If I told you that Kawhi bloomed in the first round would you trust me?
猛龙球迷：如果我告诉你莱昂纳德会在季后赛首轮大杀特杀，你会相信我嘛？
注：这两条评论改编自Kendrick Lamar的著名单曲《Poetic Justice》中的：“If I told you that a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it？”（若我告诉你暗影能诞生黎明的花朵，你愿意相信我嘛？）
[–][LAL] Pau Gasolrydog123bruh 174 指標 1 天前
If he comes back and wins it, does the Zaza injury become the biggest "What if?" for NBA playoffs in the past decade?
湖人球迷：如果莱昂纳德能够满血回归并且赢下比赛，那扎扎当年的垫脚会不会成为近十年来最大的NBA季后赛里“如果……那么”的话题？
[–]PelicansSslagathor 386 指標 1 天前
No because they would be beating a curry less warriors. I dont think there will be any bigger what ifs than Kobe vs LeBron finals anyways
鹈鹕球迷：不存在的，因为他们即使赢了也是赢了缺少库里的勇士，我觉得最美的如果还是23与24在总决赛上的对决。
[–]Rocketsladindapub 109 指標 1 天前
Hakeem vs Jordan tho...
火箭球迷：难道不是奥拉朱旺对阵乔丹嘛？
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[–]CavaliersShazaar3 118 指標 1 天前
Honestly I think the Jazz and OKC stand the best chance and then Spurs.
骑士球迷：说实话，我觉得爵士和雷霆才是狙击勇士最好的球队。
[–][UTA] Donovan Mitchellshavegilette 23 指標 1 天前
KD and Klay would have their fucking work cut out for then against our D. Could be a good series.
爵士球迷：杜兰特和克莱会为我爵的防守伤透脑筋的，这会是一轮很棒的系列赛。
[–]Lakersgodblessmileycyrus 164 指標 1 天前
eh
"KD and Klay will have a hard time scoring because of our defense" is always a dumb thing to say no matter the team
湖人球迷：额……
“杜兰特和克莱会因为我们的防守而得分变得困难”这种论调一直都非常愚蠢，无论你是哪个球队。
[–]Lakersddddaaadddd 572 指標 1 天前
They're still going to win the first round, don't kid yourselves... The only difference this time around is that it wont be a 4-0 sweep
湖人球迷：别傻了，他们仍然会赢下季后赛首轮，不是和你开玩笑……唯一的区别就是这次可能不一定会4-0横扫下面的球队 。
[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 342 指標 1 天前
Oh no, it might go to 5 games!
爵士球迷：惊呆了，面对勇士竟然要打五场球。
[–]Cavaliers8placeribbon 56 指標 1 天前
KD for sure, but Klay without Curry isn't a guaranteed scorer the same way as KD when faced with tough defenses.
骑士球迷：杜兰特确实得分如同探囊取物，但是没有库里的克莱可能就不一定了，杜兰特在面对强硬防守时得分也会打折扣的。
[–]CavaliersHarden2k18MVP 43 指標 1 天前
Your defense is not going to stop Kevin Fucking Durant in the playoffs. Would need a damn miracle to win one game.
骑士球迷：你的防守不可能能在季后赛里阻止杜兰特，能赢一场球就是奇迹。
[–]Jazzracast5 73 指標 1 天前
I think the warriors would win the series, but I don't think the Jazz need a miracle to take a game off a curry-less warriors. The Jazz are another team that's better than their record shows. Ever since gobert came back they've been like 22-4, with one of those being a 129-99 win against the warriors. I could see them taking a game if they met the warriors in the first round. A miracle would be taking any more than 2.
爵士球迷：我觉得勇士会赢下系列赛，但是我不觉得爵士需要奇迹才能赢下无库勇，爵士是一支比他们战绩看起来更好的球队，戈贝尔回归之后他们的战绩为22胜4负，其中就有一场129-99大胜勇士的比赛，我觉得他们会在首轮赢下勇士一场比赛，奇迹是赢下2场甚至更多。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmattelirod 232 指標 1 天前
Western conference teams:
“Finally! We got these damn Warriors now!”
remembers that KD is also on the team
“Shit.”
湖人球迷：西部各球队：
“最终，我们有希望战胜勇士，没错就是现在！”
想起来杜兰特还在这支球队。
“对不起，打扰了。”
[–]IAmADopelyLitSavage 707 指標 1 天前
Holy shit the Warriors might lose one game in the first round now.
该死，勇士终于要在第一轮输球了嘛？
[–]Spurs_19911118 271 指標 1 天前
Exactly lmao did ppl forget a kd also exists on the team ???
马刺球迷：你们都不把杜兰特当人看？
[–][CHI] Kirk Hinrichireallywonderhowlong 74 指標 23小時前
Even with out kd is expect Thompson and green to put the work on kat and Wiggins lol.
公牛球迷：即使没有杜兰特，汤普森和格林也能拉着唐斯以及威金斯军训哈哈哈哈。
[–][MIN] Zach LaVineShitnameshitpost 115 指標 21小時前
Green gets worked by Towns every time
森林狼球迷：啥，你说啥？
格林每次都被唐斯教育好么？
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[–]Trail BlazersIsMiseOzz 1625 指標 1 天前
The one fucking time we're not gonna get them in the first round.
开拓者球迷：MD不能在第一轮遇到勇士真遗憾，我们要干死他们！
[–][MIA] Antoine WalkerHEATerade 1131 指標 1 天前
You couldn't build a sizeable lead against them the year before they got Durant and Curry was injured...
热火：楼上的装逼真的快乐嘛？还记得你们当时在库里受伤以及杜兰特不在的那轮系列赛嘛？你们也没有啥优势啊？
[–]Trail Blazerspeytah 521 指標 1 天前
Truth here. No need for thumbs down
开拓者球迷：事实如此，人艰不拆啊！
[–][GSW] Jordan Bellsteban27 54 指標 1 天前
Tough luck my friend. Tough luck.
勇士球迷：真是太不幸了哈哈哈。
[–]Raptorsparanoidandromeda1 88 指標 1 天前
The truth hurts... But I do feel that this year's Blazers squad is a more cohesive team than 2 years ago.
猛龙球迷：真相是真的伤人……但是我觉得今年的开拓者和两年前那支球队比简直脱胎换骨啊！
[–]HornetsHokehs 214 指標 1 天前
spoken like a true raptors fan
黄蜂球迷：听起来就像个猛龙球迷说的话。
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[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-JeffersonExpulsure 72 指標 1 天前
Now I'm very intrigued to see who ends up with the 7th seed
篮网球迷：我现在就想看谁会是7号种子。我希望是雷霆，这样我就能看威少和杜兰特上演前任3了。
[–]LakersLaVarZoNoBall 678 指標 1 天前
I seriously don't see how Golden State losses in the first round even w/o Curry
湖人球迷：我实在想不出来勇士怎么在第一轮输球，即使库里不在。
[–]RaptorsJss2324 415 指標 1 天前
could see it potentially happening if spurs are 7th and leonard comes back, or the wolves if butlers back
猛龙球迷：我能预想到的是马刺在莱昂纳德回归时排名第七，或者是巴特勒回归的森林狼排名第七。
[–]Warriorscolorlesscrayola 251 指標 1 天前*
Leonard won't be playing to MVP or probably even all-star level the first few games he comes back. If he comes back before regular season ends then I'll worry. He'll have time to be in rhythm. But if he comes back during the first round, not that much
勇士球迷：莱昂纳德在他复出的前几场比赛里打不出MVP级别的水准，他甚至都发挥不出全明星级别的水准，但是如果他在常规赛末期复出我就会会担心，他会有时间找到自己的节奏，但是如果他在季后赛首轮复出的话，我们不会很担心的。
[–][HOU] Tracy McGradyapplause_5 66 指標 1 天前
It definitely could happen with OKC, a team that has the star power and has blown out GSW twice this season. They're a better team than their record and just have had some mishaps from the beginning of the season that have been ironed out from their play but cannot be ironed out from their record. Also, the 3-9 seeds of the west is so close that OKC, probably the 3rd or 4th best team in the West, could end up as 7th. They will not be a fun matchup for a Curry-less Warriors. And I haven't even mentioned the Spurs and what they could do to the Warriors in the first round. As the seeds currently stand, there's a higher chance that the Spurs end up as the 7th seed than the Thunder.
火箭球迷：看起来只有那支雷霆能在首轮击败勇士，毕竟雷霆也有明星级别的天赋，他们在这个赛季也击败过勇士两次，他们是一支比自己战绩更好的球队，他们在赛季初陷入了挣扎，但是后面表现的好了起来，尽管因为前面的影响球队战绩一直不好。当然，西部3到9名的争夺已经陷入了白热化，所以雷霆尽管是西部第三或者第四好的球队，但是他们也最终可能只是7号种子，他们如果对阵无库勇的话会很有趣，我没有提到马刺是，他们看起来似乎更有机会在第七的位置上对阵勇士啊。
[–]HeatCITY_F0X 29 指標 1 天前
The west is tough this year. I can easily see a team like the Spurs take them out early however I can also easily see them sweeping the first round too. Its gonna be tough if they go up against a strong team.
今年西部真的很混乱，我可以看到马刺很早解决自己的对手，我也能看到他们第一轮被横扫，但是如果马刺对阵一支很强的队伍的话，这轮系列赛会变得很艰难。
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[–][UTA] Joe InglesNitroXYZ 666 指標 1 天前
Damn, which ever team finishes 7th could cause a first round upset.
爵士球迷：该死，听起来只有七号种子能够创造下克上的奇迹了。
[–]IFuckedAyeshaCurry 483 指標 1 天前
Greatest upset since Dirk got bounced in the first in his MVP season
听起来这会是德克获得MVP那个赛季之后最精彩的下克上了。
[–]Rocketsbellsofwar3 146 指標 1 天前
That one was obvious. Warriors owned the Mavs all year that year.
肯定是这轮系列赛更经典啊，毕竟当年勇士支配了独行侠一个赛季啊。
[–]Spurssabocano 121 指標 1 天前*
Don Nelson saw the future of the NBA like 30 years earlier. One of the first stretch 4 and small ball coaches...
In that Mavs upset year, he was playing Pietrus/Matt Barnes/Sjax at the 4 a lot. And Al Harrington was playing around 18-20 minutes at the center.
马刺球迷：老尼尔森早就看到了未来NBA的发展趋势，第一个发明空间四号位以及小球阵容的教练……
在那个赛季，他经常会派上皮特鲁斯、巴恩斯打四号位，然后让哈灵顿打18-20分钟的中锋。
[–]nova2006 350 指標 1 天前
I want OKC fall to 7.
我想看到雷霆掉到第七。
[–]Thunderrussellp1212 439 指標 1 天前
I dont lmao
雷霆球迷：我不想。
[–]ThunderNinetythreex 102 指標 1 天前
Me neither bud.
雷霆球迷：我也是。
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来源：Reddit
编译：万事胜意
